Mistletoe and Mischief
by
Emily Hendrickson
CHAPTER ONE
hard-headed, six-foot-two police barricade named Tyler Collins.
With a calculating glance, she studied the stubborn male as he plunked his

usual twenty-four-ounce French roast on the cafĂ© counter. Extra cream, extra sugar, same as always. Based on his morning coffee routine, he should be sweeter by now. A whole lot sweeter. As far as she could tell, it didnât seem to be working.
âItâs on the house, Chief.â She nudged the to-go cup toward him as he reached for his wallet. âYou know that.â
âTyler,â he corrected. âAnd you know I donât feel comfortable not paying.â
Anyone else hearing the no-debate tone in the manâs voice would have backed down. Erica flattened her palms on the counter and leaned toward the impossible male, now eye level with her as he bent to tug open the flap on his cargo pocket and dig out his wallet.
âItâs Ianâs policy.â Her boss insisted on free coffee for any public service employee on duty. âYour job is to serve and protect. Ours is to provide liquid energy for those doing the serving and protecting.â She pulled back from the counter and flicked her fingers in a shooing motion at Maple Groveâs new chief of police.
From the narrowed gaze he directed her way, he didnât appreciate the gesture.
âCome on,â she persisted, wondering how she expected sweet-talk to have an effect on someone a sugar overdose wouldnât touch. âItâs our civic duty, all right?â And it made her feel a bit better about herself, considering his line of work and her own hang-ups. Besides, if she expected to pull off her plan at this late date, she needed every ounce of help, caffeinated or not.
Tyler didnât look as tired as he did yesterday. Maybe heâd be in a better mood, too, and she could find a way to sneak in one last pitch for her benefit idea for the St. Charles Home. Help the kids. Help reestablish herself as a citizen in good standing after her recent run-in with the boys in blue . . . though Tyler knew nothing of that little incident, and she sure didnât plan to bring it up.
Ignoring her protest, Tyler flipped open his wallet and slid out some bills. âI

appreciate the gesture, but itâs not necessary.â
Before he could hand over payment, Erica swiveled away from the register and grabbed the tray of her homemade double-fudge brownies layered with mint frosting. With a beveled spatula, she slid a brownie out of the pan and onto a tray, resisting the urge to swipe the gooey chunk that broke off one corner and pop it into her mouth.
âSeriously, Tyler. We go through this every single morning. Youâre good.â
âExactly. And every single morning I have to leave cash with Tim or stuff it in the tip jar. Which makes me wonderââ he crammed bills in a cow-shaped glass jar then reached for his drinkâ âwhen youâre going to realize youâre running a business. Not a charity.â
Speaking of charities . . . Seeing her moment of opportunity, Erica looked up from stacking the brownies and opened her mouth to make one last attempt to change his mind.
And forgot what she was about to say.
Tyler had been a regular at Penny U the last four weeks. She should be immune to the arresting power of those steady grey eyes by now. But in the early morning light, they appeared almost blue from beneath the bill of his navy Maple Grove PD ball cap. He had fascinating eyes, eyes that shifted and pulled someone into their depths without trying. Eyes too somber for a guy in his early thirties, even one in his line of work.
Caught in the mirror of his evaluating stare, Ericaâs hand froze, leaving one square of chocolately goodness suspended mid-air on the spatula. Her pulse kicked up as if sheâd downed a doubleshot of espresso.
âWatch it.â Tyler reached to rescue the brownie about to eat tile.
Erica righted the tilting spatula, spiraling away from him as she did so, and deposited the dessert safely on the tray. She turned at a slight angle to avoid his probing gaze and jabbed at another brownie. If sheâd been checking the man out, it was only because she needed to size up her opposition. She had a mission and needed to gauge his mind frame if she wanted the best chance of winning him over. The town council meeting was tomorrow night. Her last chance.
Erica risked another assessment of Tyler, strictly tactical. An impressive man, and incredibly good-looking, which wasnât fair since she didnât go for a guy in uniform. But he looked rather approachable at the moment, for an emotionally detached sort of guy. Her gaze drifted to the cute little cleft in his chin her fingers itched to touch, maybe because it seemed to be the only dent in his hard shell.
Just because he wasnât her type didnât mean she couldnât appreciate the authority and confidence he projected, the strength of his bearing whenever he walked into a room. Altogether he actually looked . . .
â. . . really good.â
The low register of his voice snapped Erica from her daydreaming stare. Her eyes went wide. âIâm sorry.â She gave a nervous glance around. âWhatâd you say?â
âThose brownies.â Tyler jutted his chin toward the tray. âCan I grab one for later?â
Oh. âSure.â Erica pulled a piece of wax paper, snagged the biggest square and slid it into a white bag for him, telling herself to smarten up and focus. The man thought her addlebrained enough as it was. Today she needed to showcase her competency and professionalism. And her people skills. If she could answer the phone, juggle four espresso orders at once, and keep her boss, Ian Strobel, from ejecting annoying customers from the cafĂ©âmost of the timeâshe should be able to get one mule-headed male to agree to a simple but critical request.
Erica licked her lips and breathed in resolve. When Tyler reached for his wallet again to pay for the brownie, she held up a hand. âOkay, Iâll make a deal with you.â
At her sudden shift in tone, he narrowed his eyes as if already anticipating what she was about to say. The man had eerie powers of perception. Or perhaps it just felt that way to her, like he could read her with one piercing glance.
Then again, he might have an inkling of the request she had in mind because, well, she had asked him about this already. Twice. But the countdown was on. Eight weeks until December. She needed a quick way to his heart. Drawing a breath, she angled her head to look Tyler straight in the eye . . . and thought about his stomach.
âIâll deliver free brownies to the station every day through Christmas.â Erica slid the bag holding his own decadent dessert across the counter toward him. âAnd coffee.â Ian would strangle her. Profits had taken a dive since Lovettâs Tea Shoppe had opened. It was a temporary setback that happened any time a new business opened, but Ian refused to believe it.
âAgree to let Maple Grove host a Christmas parade.â She leaned forward, fingertips holding the to-go bag. âBack me up when I present the proposal at the meeting.â
âUnh-uh.â With a brusque head shake, Tyler dropped some bills on the counter and snatched the bag from her.
âPlease? Those kids donât have much to begin with, and now that fundingâs fallen short, theyâll have even less. They should at least get a decent Christmas. I need your support in front of the town council.â She scooted around the counter after him as he headed toward the door. Panicking, she reached to catch his arm, remembered he was in uniform and thought better of it. She lifted her palm in a pleading gesture instead. âTyler, wait. Why wonât you do this?â
He stopped and stared out the floor-to-ceiling windows of the cafĂ©, eyeing the traffic and the maple leaves twisting in the October wind. âItâs really not my thing, Erica. And itâs not a good time of year.â His face tightened with unreadable emotion. He shrugged and the look was gone. âBesides, from what I hear, Harborview puts on a good parade already.â
âErica, we got any more pumpkin spice syrup?â Tim called to her from behind the counter, jerking her attention from Tyler.
She half-turned toward the prep area where her assistant manager was shouldering both his and her share of the work. âThereâs more downstairs on the back wall. Iâll grab it in a sec.â
Erica faced Tyler again. âI know itâs not your thing. You said that when I asked the first time.â And the second. And now the third. She shoved her hands in her apron pocket, thinking about those kids and how tough Christmas could be when a family was fractured, when a wrecking ball slammed through a kidâs life, leaving nothing but anxiety and confusion. âBut this is for a good cause. It would be good for the kids and good for the town.â
âLike a community service, huh? Is that what youâre saying?â
Did he know? Ericaâs gaze whipped to Tyler, but his expression revealed nothing. Then again, he was a cop, so that wasnât saying much. Cops had unreadable down pat.
âKids should have a good Christmas,â she insisted. Couldnât that be reason enough?
âAnd Iâm hoping to pitch the Town Council a holiday idea that would boost the local economy as well. But none of this has a dream of happening unless I have cooperation from the police department right up front.â
âFind someone else to help.â
âOh, come on!â Erica tipped her face to the ceiling, closed her eyes and issued a low growl. âLike who?â
She looked up. Tyler had quick-stepped past her while her eyes were shut. See? There was a reason she had to keep her eyes on the guy, and it had nothing at all to do with aesthetics.
Erica hurried to catch up, then flanked him as he tracked his way toward the exit. âThe council will want your approval for this, Tyler. Youâre the police chief.â
âInterim police chief.â
Erica pursed her lips. âSame thing. This will have to go through you.â
âI probably wonât even be around in December.â
âExactly.â Not likely. Hip surgery meant Chief Lesley would be out for months, not weeks, but Erica latched onto that lifeline anyway. âSo itâs no skin off your back. All I need is a little input from you. This would be the first time trying to pull off something like this, and it meansââ
âWhat it meansââ he braked and spun, and she nearly crashed into his chestâ âis the person heading it up would need to be a take-charge individual, someone who could make sure all the different participants toe the line.â
âAbsolutely.â Erica bobbed her head in complete agreement. Finally they were getting somewhere. âI agree one hundred percent. Ifââ
âThis kind of undertaking requires extensive direction and strong leadership.â
âI can handle it.â
He shook his head. âI donât want to get stuck picking up all the pieces on this.â
âYou wonât. Trust me. I am a very detail-oriented person. Iâll make sureââ
âOkay, look.â He held up a hand to stop her. âThis isnât just a fun little get-together or social outing. This kind of event requires massive organization. Iâm concerned youâll have people walking all over you. No offense, but youâre far too . . .â He tilted his head as if working his way down a mental list, searching for a polite synonym to swap for whatever word had first come into his head.
It took a while.
âYouâre too nice.â
Only Tyler Collins would make it sound like a communicable disease.
âThatâs not true.â Which was a lie. Sure, her soft touch had gotten her into troubleâway too often. But that was beside the point. She linked her arms over the bib of her apron, mustering up a good defense. âIf you really thought that was the problem you wouldâve said so sooner. Iâm the manager here.â She waved her hand around the bustling cafĂ©. âI run this place practically single-handedly.â
âYour dog wonât even listen to you.â Tyler drilled her with his gun-metal eyes. âIf you canât control a four-pound Chihuahua, how do you expect to get a ragtag group of volunteers to pay you any attention?â
How dare he? He was gauging her managerial skills on the behavior of her neurotic dog? And did he just call the townspeople ragtag?
âYou canât blame my dog for freaking out at you. Bandit gets nervous around loud sounds. Your truck is an ecological calamity on wheels. Does it even have a muffler?â Indignation heightening, she propped a hand on her hip. âThereâs this little thing called pollution. Maybe youâve heard of it?â She shook her head, disgusted with him. With everything at the moment. âTalk about complete lack of respect for the earth God created. Your truck probably only passed state inspection because you work forââ
âYou want to talk about responsibility and respect?â Tylerâs eyes tapered to slits as he leaned toward her. âTrain your dog. That little beast charged across your lawn and into mine in full attack mode the other day and ripped the air valve off the front tire of my truck.â
Erica schooled her face not to show heâd caught her unaware with that tidbit. That stupid dog sheâd rescued from the garbage bins behind Penny U had a brain the size of a dehydrated split pea. Of all the things Bandit could select as a means of overcoming his little dog syndrome, he had to pick the cranky neighborâs rusted-out Dodge Ram as his challenger.
âHeâs a spoiled freak you donât know how to control,â Tyler continued. âAnd you better not call the police station the next time you hear my truckââ
âI wonât.â Erica held up a refraining hand to stop his continuing rant. âBut what was I supposed to think at eleven oâclock at night?â
âIâve got a little issue with backfire, thatâs all. Iâm working on it.â
âIt sounded exactly like gunshots.â At least what gunshots sounded like on TV, which is the closest sheâd ever gotten to the real thing. âOkay, look. I didnât know about the air valve. I thought he was just peeing on your front tire.â
As Tyler stared at her, his jaw unhinged a fraction. When she offered no further explanation, he shook his head, an incredulous look on his face. âOh. Sure. All right. Because that would be okay.â
Erica breathed a steadying breath. Great job turning the heart of Scrooge. Heâs like putty in your hands now.
âErica?â Timâs frazzled voice floated to her. âI need that pumpkin spice. And TJâs here for his interview.â
She looked past Tylerâs shoulder and saw the teen boy from the group home in a button down shirt and neatly pressed pants, hands fisted in his pockets, head low as if prepared for rejection. Erica glanced at the clock. Fifteen minutes ahead of schedule. Maybe the kid really was serious about turning his life around.
âBe right there,â she called to Tim then turned back to Tyler. âIâll pay to have the valve thingy replaced. Iâm sorry. I didnât know.â Maybe an apology would get things moving in a more positive direction, because the conversation had headed so far south it passed penguins and crashed into the Pole. âSo . . . will you reconsider this parade? Your involvement will be minimal. I promise.â
âReally.â He spoke without inflection, making the word somewhere between a question and a challenge, heavy on the challenge. âYou have no idea how this works, do you?â
She wasnât glaring. Glaring wouldnât get him to help. She was meeting his gaze directly and with confidence.
âBecause I do happen to know how it works,â Tyler continued. âIâve engineered parades for cities much bigger than this, so I know what it takes. This is a major undertaking that involves a number of procedural considerations. Substantial pre-planning. Coordination with multiple departments. A massive effort the day of the event. Parking, road blocks, traffic control, the parade route, staffing. Everything.â
âWhich is part of your job, you know. You may not like it, but you have a certain commitment to the community while youâre hereââ When he moved past her she had to sidestep to get out of his way and backed into the pastry display case. As he continued his trek to the exit, she lifted her arms and dropped them to her sides with a loud sigh. âWhy are you being so difficult about this?â
Tyler grabbed the brass handle and pulled the door open with a harsh jangle of bells, not answering her.
Before he could step through the door, she called out, âItâs for the kids, Tyler Collins.â She pulled the same tone she used on her boss, Ian, when he started getting riled at customers. âAnd itâs Christmas.â
Tyler drove the door closed with his boot, swung around and took four long strides toward her, the forcefulness of his steps making her straighten. She backed up, but she was already against the pastry case, so she had nowhere to go. He planted himself in front of her, making her feel even more puny than her five-two frame, and studied her.
It was eerie how still the man could be. Even just standing there, he made no small fidgety motionsâErica didnât see his eyes blink, his chest rise or fall. His fingers didnât twitch. She was looking at Mr. Zen, the new non-action figure. Well, minus the tranquility aspect. Because, really, should Mr. Zen look like he could slay you fifteen different ways with a mint toothpick?
Erica swallowed, wishing sheâd worn her chunky-soled shoes instead of her flats so he didnât dwarf her quite so much. And wishing she could take back whatever sheâd said that put that sudden hollowness in his eyes.
He still hadnât responded. Just stood there staring at her, all intimidating, which made her squirrelly and when she got squirrelly the words came. âYou know,â she said, lowering her voice but keeping it firm, âit doesnât hurt to get in the spirit a little.â
Tyler bent even closer, holding her gaze. He drew near enough for her to see the faintest beginnings of stubble on his jaw. Ericaâs breath snagged, and she was grateful for the pastry case behind her, propping her up.
âSometimes,â he spoke against her ear, his warm breath sending unwelcome tingles scattering from the nape of her neck, âit does.â
He pulled back, not meeting her gaze this time, and strode out the front door, dragging the spirit of Christmas behind him in handcuffs.
Erica exhaled, sagging against the display case. Tyler Collins or no Tyler Collins, sheâd get the councilâs approval. She had to.
If she didnât, the spirit of Christmas might not be the only thing in police custody.
Hey, that's good. It reads like a real novel! I see why it won. Congrats!!
ReplyDeleteSomebody has the definite gift of humor. Definitely. ;) Very clever.
ReplyDeleteSoooooooo proud of you, Emily! You know I've always believed in your stellar writing. CONGRATULATIONS!
ReplyDeleteLots to love here. Congratulations, Emily!
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